When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! ๐๐
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When you order a drink and get an unexpected 'special' ingredient! ๐๐ฅค
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When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐
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Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐ฌ
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
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Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
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When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐
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My slippers are demanding. I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walkingโฆ"
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This math checks out. ๐ค
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
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Me running away from any commitment ๐
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐คซ
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When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐๐๐
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Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ฅ