Having lunch with the elements. Sodium is looking salty today.  🧂
Having lunch with the elements. Sodium is looking salty today. ๐Ÿง‚
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Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: 🧠 💥
Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your crush finally says yes and you gotta celebrate with the boys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ€
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When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. 😂
When you and the boys decide to take the "scenic" route. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! 😅🕺
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ•บ
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When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
When you master the art of blending in at work ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
1 year ago
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When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
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Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
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When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
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Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
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When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
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