Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy:  Live long, and *proper*. ☕️
When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy: Live long, and *proper*. โ˜•๏ธ
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My slippers are demanding.  I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walking…"
My slippers are demanding. I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walkingโ€ฆ"
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When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' 😭😂 #firstworldproblems
When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #firstworldproblems
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
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My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
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When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse.  Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? 🤔
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
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