Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐
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Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐
11 months ago
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When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy: Live long, and *proper*. โ๏ธ
11 months ago
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My slippers are demanding. I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walkingโฆ"
11 months ago
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When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' ๐ญ๐ #firstworldproblems
11 months ago
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐ช
11 months ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
11 months ago
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐
11 months ago
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My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐ญ๐
11 months ago
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
11 months ago
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Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
11 months ago
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When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐
11 months ago
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Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
11 months ago
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐ค