Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐
1 year ago
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Iceland be like: I'm green!โ๏ธ
Greenland be like: I'm Icy! ๐ง
1 year ago
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Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐
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Redheads vs. Gingers ๐ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐
1 year ago
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐
1 year ago
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Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐คก
1 year ago
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That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. ๐ณ Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
1 month ago
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๐ฅ 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? ๐โ๏ธ
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When you order a drink and get an unexpected 'special' ingredient! ๐๐ฅค
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Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐ค