When you're so close to a touchdown but then you realize it's just a participation trophy ๐
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ
1 year ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐ฆ ๐
1 year ago
92
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 ๐. Level 99 grandma ain't playing!๐ต๐น๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐
1 year ago
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When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐
1 year ago
92
Proof that you should always double-check your clipboard before posting on Facebook. ALWAYS. ๐
1 month ago
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That awkward moment when you pass a test you were supposed to fail. My dealer's getting a bad review. โญ
1 month ago
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Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐ ๐บ
1 year ago
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Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐
1 year ago
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When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! ๐๐ฌ๐ป
1 year ago
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When the whole squad shows up, ready to conquer the internet! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ช
1 year ago
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๐ฅ When your flags become the hottest trend on the international runway! ๐ฅ๐ฒ
1 year ago
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Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐โโ๏ธ๐