Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐๐. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
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Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐ฝ๐ฃ
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When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐
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Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐ช
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This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐ค
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Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
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Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
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When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
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When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game ๐ญ
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Me pretending to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa for a photo. ๐ My friend's commitment to the bit is ๐ฏ. #pisa #italy #travel #funny