Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐ถ
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When you try to look cool in the picture but end up with the legendary hover hand ๐ #HoverHand #Awkward
11 months ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐
11 months ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐๐๐
11 months ago
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"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
11 months ago
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PHP developers be like: *sweats nervously*
11 months ago
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Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐
11 months ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
11 months ago
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When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐
11 months ago
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Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?"
Protestor: "A little..."
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐๐จ
11 months ago
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Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐ค
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐
11 months ago
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐