Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
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Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
11 months ago
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Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
11 months ago
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When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. 😂
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths 🚗😂
When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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☕ When your morning coffee hits you with existential truths 😂 #PresidentialProblems
โ˜• When your morning coffee hits you with existential truths ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PresidentialProblems
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
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When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Meme
11 months ago
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When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
11 months ago
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When the chemistry's off, but you still want a second date! 😳💔
When the chemistry's off, but you still want a second date! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’”
11 months ago
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When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart 🐼🎠
When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ 
11 months ago
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