Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐
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This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
1 year ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐คซ
1 year ago
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When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐
1 year ago
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
1 year ago
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐
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When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐ฅ๐ช
1 year ago
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When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐คซ
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐๐
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When the internet giants fall, only MegaMan survives! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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My brain cells committing suicide after reading this Facebook post. I've had enough internet for today. ๐ต
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When you accidentally spill the red food coloring in the Bangladeshi river