When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: 🍴🤔
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
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Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products 😂
Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" 
Protestor: "A little..." 
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
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This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble!  He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. 🤼🚦😂
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
18 days ago
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Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. 👑 Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. ๐Ÿ‘‘ Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
18 days ago
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Meme
1 year ago
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When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! 🧀😩
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high 😂
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you try to casually search Wikipedia but find more than you bargained for! 😂📚🤦‍♂️
When you try to casually search Wikipedia but find more than you bargained for! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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