Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
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Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐
1 year ago
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When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐
1 year ago
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Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: ๐
1 year ago
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Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
1 year ago
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She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. ๐ฅ
4 months ago
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98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐
1 year ago
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Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐
1 year ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
1 year ago
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Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐
1 year ago
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When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game ๐ญ
1 year ago
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When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐ฉธ๐ฅถ
1 year ago
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When your child's favorite hobby is talking and your brain's favorite hobby is short-circuiting. ๐คฏ