When your meme game is strong but they won't let you play ๐๐ป
1 year ago
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The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐ผ๐ถโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
414
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐
9 months ago
414
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐ฌ๐๐ฆ
1 year ago
413
When your brain turns into the ultimate multitasking browser ๐คฏ๐ถ #RelatableBrainJam
1 year ago
413
Even the Queen knows when it's time for a secret mission ๐ฉ๐คซ
1 year ago
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When life gives you loop conditions, keep iterating! ๐๐
1 year ago
413
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐
1 year ago
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When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐ฅ๐
1 year ago
413
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐๐ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐).
1 year ago
413
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
1 year ago
413
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. ๐ง๐
1 year ago
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My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
8 months ago
413
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.