When life feels like a dream and your mouth feels like a desert! ๐ ๐ต
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When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐ฌ๐งพ
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When Fallout 4 drops, even the hub takes a pause! ๐ฎ๐๐
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When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐ค
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When you ask for milk and they deliverโฆ the whole cow.
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Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐
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When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐ฅ๐
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
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The one skincare routine dermatologists HATE ๐คซ
10 months ago
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He may be blind, but he saw his opportunity and took it. Smooth criminal. ๐๐บ
10 months ago
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The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐๐
8 months ago
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When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
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The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐ญ๐
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My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐ญ๐