When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
86
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
86
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
86
Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
Me trying to land my first ollie ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
86
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days 👀
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
86
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
86
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
86
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
86
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. 😅
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
86
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. 💀
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
86
The 'New life, new me' starter pack in Thailand comes with some expensive hidden fees. 😅💸
The 'New life, new me' starter pack in Thailand comes with some expensive hidden fees. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ
26 days ago
86
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons 🧐😂
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When you and your friend argue over who gets the last piece of pizza 😂
When you and your friend argue over who gets the last piece of pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85