Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
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Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans ๐
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Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐
4 months ago
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When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐๐ค
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that my fear about the assignment deadline is irrational ๐
1 year ago
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My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. ๐๐ด
1 year ago
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Earth: 57, Rest of the Universe: 0 ๐๐ Come on, other galaxies, step up your game!
1 year ago
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Me trying to wake up my dad to take me to school๐
1 year ago
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When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
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When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐ฅฉ๐
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It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
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This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐คผ๐ฆ๐
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When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.