When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐ญ
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When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart ๐ผ๐
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That backflip was so smooth, it's like the bike grew wings ๐ฒ๐จ
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From tiny taster to Flavortown mayor ๐๐
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Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐
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When yogurt knows more about the future than doomsday predictions ๐คฏ๐
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Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
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Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐ฆ๐คฐ
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Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐
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When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐๐ค
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐
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Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
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POV: You are vibing but your little sibling wants to join.
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐ค