When your kid schools you on multitasking ๐ฑ๐ค๐ถ
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My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐
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POV: You're chilling on a beach in Argentina in 1960 and notice your neighbor looks familiar...๐ฌ
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Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
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Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐ถ
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When your math homework says "show your work":
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Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐๐๐
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐คข
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She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐
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Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐ฝ๐ฃ
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
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When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐งช๐ฅ
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐ค