Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?"
Protestor: "A little..."
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐๐จ
1 year ago
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Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐ค
1 year ago
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When mom finds your secret online life ๐ฑ๐ณ
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When fascism comes to America๐บ๐ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐)
1 year ago
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When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
2 months ago
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When your very specific 'geopolitical concern' gets a one-word diagnosis from your therapist. โ๏ธ
1 month ago
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When your kid schools you on multitasking ๐ฑ๐ค๐ถ
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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When yogurt knows more about the future than doomsday predictions ๐คฏ๐
1 year ago
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When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐๐ฝ
1 year ago
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐
1 year ago
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Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!"
Me trying it at home: ๐ฅ๐ก
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
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POV: Youโre the emo kid and your family still thinks youโre a cinnamon roll. ๐