When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐
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When you and your friend argue over who gets the last piece of pizza ๐
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Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
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When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐๐ธ
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Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐
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When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโt want your younger sibling to grow up ๐
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Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ฟ๐
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
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Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐
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Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
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When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐คซ
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When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐
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Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐
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When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐ฌ
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐