When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
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POV: You are vibing but your little sibling wants to join.
1 year ago
115
When you've watched enough Grey's Anatomy to think you're qualified for in-flight surgery. Spoiler: you're not. โ๏ธ๐ช
2 months ago
115
๐ When plans change but you're already halfway through organizing the 'party'... ๐๐
1 year ago
114
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐๐
1 year ago
114
Me trying to touch my toes after sitting at my computer for 8 hours ๐
1 year ago
114
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐จ๐
1 year ago
114
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐ง๐ด
1 year ago
114
Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐
1 year ago
114
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons ๐ง๐
1 year ago
113
Earth: 57, Rest of the Universe: 0 ๐๐ Come on, other galaxies, step up your game!
1 year ago
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When you accidentally trip on air but you gotta make it look convincing. ๐โฝ๏ธ #NeymarThings #SoccerMemes #DiveMaster
1 year ago
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When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐๐. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
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Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐ฆ๐คฐ
1 year ago
113
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ