When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
109
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume 😞
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
109
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
108
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
108
Me trying to figure out how to draw the female form. 😂
Me trying to figure out how to draw the female form. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! 🦁🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇫🇮
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
107
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
107
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. 💀
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
107
Looks like 'The Science™' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. 😱
Looks like 'The Scienceโ„ข' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
107
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! 🧀😩
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
106
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โœจ๐Ÿ’… #prettydeath
1 year ago
104
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? 😂
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
104