It's like a computer, but for those who appreciate the vintage rainbow aesthetic ๐
1 year ago
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This tech pun was so bad he had to make an emergency exit. ๐
2 months ago
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When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car ๐ #YoungParents #FamilyLife
1 year ago
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Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
1 year ago
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Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
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When you and your friend argue over who gets the last piece of pizza ๐
1 year ago
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When yogurt knows more about the future than doomsday predictions ๐คฏ๐
1 year ago
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐
1 year ago
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When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐
1 year ago
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Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐
1 year ago
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
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When your fashion sense is as tortured as your favorite artist. I'm all ears for this design! ๐๐จ
2 months ago
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1 year ago
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Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle"
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐