Real artists know the secret ingredient is ✨emotional damage✨, not algorithms.
Real artists know the secret ingredient is โœจemotional damageโœจ, not algorithms.
1 month ago
158
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons 🧐😂
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
157
Bro automated the romance and got uninstalled. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. 🫡
Bro automated the romance and got uninstalled. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. ๐Ÿซก
2 months ago
157
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" 😬
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
155
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂.  At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
155
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
155
The universal sign for 'pro mode activated'. You know it's about to get real. 😉
The universal sign for 'pro mode activated'. You know it's about to get real. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
154
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
It all starts with a simple 'sudo apt-get install'... next thing you know, your family is holding an intervention over your Arch Linux addiction. 💻
It all starts with a simple 'sudo apt-get install'... next thing you know, your family is holding an intervention over your Arch Linux addiction. ๐Ÿ’ป
2 months ago
153
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
152
The most diabolical plot in cinematic history. James Bond is about to become unstoppable at calculating poker odds.
The most diabolical plot in cinematic history. James Bond is about to become unstoppable at calculating poker odds.
2 months ago
152
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! 🙏
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
152
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume 😞
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
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