When you start the night feeling like a majestic fox ๐ŸฆŠ and end up as Fluffy the next morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Winter is coming...with extra frosting! โ„๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When Winterfell turns into a galaxy far, far away...๐ŸŒŒโ„๏ธ
10 months ago
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Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘•
10 months ago
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Sarah's wild journey from baby showers to airport check-ins! ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ‘ถ
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
9 months ago
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Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When they read you your Miranda rights but you got some juicy gossip you just HAVE to share. ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
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Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
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This man is a strategic genius of the highest order. ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
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Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
3 months ago
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So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
2 months ago
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