When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! 🍗😂
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️.  Who would've thought? 😂
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
67
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
9 months ago
67
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
9 months ago
67
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! 😉
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
67
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
67
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿง
4 months ago
67
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! 🐧✨
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! ๐Ÿงโœจ
1 month ago
67
When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! 😂🛡️
When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
66
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
66
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
66
Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. 😂
Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
66
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
8 months ago
66
If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid... it's my car key. 😎
If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid... it's my car key. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
6 months ago
66
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
5 months ago
66