When your parking strategy gets you more offers than your GPA ๐๐
1 year ago
490
Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
1 year ago
488
Well, that's the last time I try to touch a Skittle on my screen. ๐ณ
1 year ago
488
When you trade your star for some power-up mushrooms
1 year ago
486
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability ๐๐๐ค
1 year ago
486
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐ป
10 months ago
485
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐ค
8 months ago
485
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐ #silenceisgolden
1 year ago
484
Me when the bass drops: ๐
1 year ago
484
When pigs become linguists ๐ท๐
1 year ago
484
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐)
1 year ago
483
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐
1 year ago
483
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐
1 year ago
482
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐
1 year ago
482
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐๐บ๏ธ