When you're torn between being an angel and letting your inner devil party ๐๐ #TheStruggleIsReal
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Me pretending to be interested in my friend's dating life ๐๐
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When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! ๐๐
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๐ฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐ฌ๐ง๐คฃ
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Rise and grind! ๐๐ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
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Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐ค
1 year ago
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It's-a me! High-ario!
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Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐คซ
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When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
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POV: You just checked in your hotel during an anime convention ๐๐๐
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
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And you thought your entry into this world was dramatic... spare a thought for baby giraffes. ๐ฆ๐ฑ
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When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐ค๐
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And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐๐จ๐
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Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐