When life gives you lemons, clap along 😂🍋👏
When life gives you lemons, clap along ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
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Me pretending to exercise after eating 5 slices of pizza๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to clutch a 1v5 and my PC decides to turn off ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Jigglypuff decides it's going to 'rap' you to sleep instead! 🎤😎 #PokéSwag
When Jigglypuff decides it's going to 'rap' you to sleep instead! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜Ž #PokรฉSwag
1 year ago
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When your washing machine levels up ➡️🍽️🌀🤣
When your washing machine levels up โžก๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
1 year ago
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Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!!
Joe: I was President?
Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!! Joe: I was President?
1 year ago
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When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it 🤡
When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
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When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
1 year ago
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That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
10 months ago
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The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. 💪
The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. ๐Ÿ’ช
9 months ago
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Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go 📈💥.
Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ.
5 months ago
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