Me pretending to exercise after eating 5 slices of pizza๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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When SPF 100 is your best friend ☀️😎🍀
When SPF 100 is your best friend โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ€
1 year ago
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When you really, really want to press both buttons at once! 🤔🔘
When you really, really want to press both buttons at once! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”˜
1 year ago
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When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination 😬🧾
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงพ
1 year ago
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When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to clutch a 1v5 and my PC decides to turn off ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your washing machine levels up ➡️🍽️🌀🤣
When your washing machine levels up โžก๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
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When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
1 year ago
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When 'plumbing knowledge' becomes the ultimate plot twist! 🚽😂
When 'plumbing knowledge' becomes the ultimate plot twist! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
10 months ago
294
This is some high-level humor 😂
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. 😭📚
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
10 months ago
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