I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
10 months ago
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When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures ๐ฌ
10 months ago
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When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐๐ผ
10 months ago
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The accuracy of this meme is ๐ฏ. Listening to Kamala Harris speak is giving me a whole new type of headache ๐คฃ
9 months ago
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Hello, this is dog. I have all the latest Apple products and have no idea how to use them. ๐ป๐ถ
9 months ago
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Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
9 months ago
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Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐ฉ
9 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
9 months ago
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
9 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐ #foreveralone
9 months ago
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
8 months ago
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Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐
8 months ago
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When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐
8 months ago
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The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐บ๐ธ๐ข
8 months ago
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When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐๐