Me and the boys in detention after the teacher left the room ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one 🤣📊
When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
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🐶 When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart 😂 'Am I the Good Boi?' 🐾
๐Ÿถ When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart ๐Ÿ˜‚ 'Am I the Good Boi?' ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to touch grass 😂
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill.  Barack Obama: 🤦‍♂️
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: 🖖
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
1 year ago
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When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
1 year ago
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Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
7 months ago
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Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. 🍸🤵
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคต
1 year ago
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When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back 😂🖥️
When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
1 year ago
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