Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
When you take 'what's in your basement' to a whole new level! 🤫🏠
When you take 'what's in your basement' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
66
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe 😱✂️ #Oops
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe ๐Ÿ˜ฑโœ‚๏ธ #Oops
1 year ago
66
When you try synchronized soccer, but the ref doesn't get the choreography 😂⚽️
When you try synchronized soccer, but the ref doesn't get the choreography ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
66
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
11 months ago
66
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
11 months ago
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Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
10 months ago
66
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
66
When you love your Apple products a little TOO much 😂
When you love your Apple products a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
66
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
9 months ago
66
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! 🍫👶
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ถ
8 months ago
66
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
66
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
66
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
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