When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
284
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. 🔥😂
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. ๐Ÿค” Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 year ago
284
💻 When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! 🚀
๐Ÿ’ป When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
284
When the boat decides it's done adulting for the day 🌊🚤😂
When the boat decides it's done adulting for the day ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
When PHP cheerleaders show mod_perl who’s boss! 💻🤘
When PHP cheerleaders show mod_perl whoโ€™s boss! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
284
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project 😂📚
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
284
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously 📜🤔
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
284
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
284
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ˜•๐Ÿ‘ฉ
1 year ago
284
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: 🤣
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
284
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... 🕒💀
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
284
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿถ
9 months ago
284