When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ฑ๐
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When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐ฅ๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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When you want everyone to know ๐๐จ๐
10 months ago
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When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance ๐ธ๐
10 months ago
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Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐
10 months ago
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When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐คฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
10 months ago
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?"
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want."
Interviewer: ๐คจ
9 months ago
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Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐ค๐
9 months ago
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When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐คข
9 months ago
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐
9 months ago
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐
8 months ago
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Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐
8 months ago
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Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โจ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
8 months ago
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Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
8 months ago
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Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐