🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
๐ŸŽ„ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
Luigi finally achieved his master plan 😈
Luigi finally achieved his master plan ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
384
🔍 Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! 😉
๐Ÿ” Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
384
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project 😂📚
When your love life requires as much planning as a group project ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
384
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
384
When you definitely didn't read the rules before agreeing to play... 😳
When you definitely didn't read the rules before agreeing to play... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
384
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
384
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. 😵‍💫
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
384
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
384
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
384
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
383
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
383
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
383
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. ✨
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. โœจ
8 months ago
383