When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐๐ญ
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When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. ๐ฅ๐
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Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. ๐ค Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
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๐ป When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! ๐
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When the boat decides it's done adulting for the day ๐๐ค๐
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When PHP cheerleaders show mod_perl whoโs boss! ๐ป๐ค
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When your love life requires as much planning as a group project ๐๐
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When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously ๐๐ค
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When you're blind but still a freak ๐
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I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ๐ฉ
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When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐
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Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐คฃ
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When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... ๐๐
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The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. ๐
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Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. ๐๐ถ