Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
8 months ago
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๐ค Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐๐
8 months ago
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When your dog thinks youโre a chew toy ๐๐
10 months ago
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When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐๐ซ
10 months ago
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When space fashion advice leads to iconic moments ๐โจ
10 months ago
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๐ซ When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama ๐ก๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐ฌ๐ฉ
10 months ago
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
10 months ago
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When you are the only one at the party with an invitation ๐
10 months ago
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When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐
10 months ago
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Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐
10 months ago
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Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐
8 months ago
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They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
8 months ago
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Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐