Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!"
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit."
Mario: *falls in pit*
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
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Liverpool fans be like: ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐
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As above, so below. โจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ
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Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐
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When 4/20 hits a little too hard and HR hits back harder! ๐ ๐ฅด
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They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐๐คท
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He's definitely talking about the car... right? ๐ฌ
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One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐ค What's the message here? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐โ
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๐ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐๐ฉ
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When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. ๐ฅ๐
1 year ago
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Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐
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When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐คช
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Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. ๐
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Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐ฆ