Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps?
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐
1 year ago
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New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
1 year ago
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐ง
9 months ago
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Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐ณ
3 months ago
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When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐ธ๐คต
1 year ago
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Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!"
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit."
Mario: *falls in pit*
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
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When Grandma's secret ingredient is a plot twist! ๐ช๐ณ
1 year ago
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Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐๐
1 year ago
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The 'England' football team and their surprisingly diverse heritages. It's like a UN meeting, but with more shin guards ๐
1 year ago
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So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐ค Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
1 year ago
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When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life ๐ณโณ
11 months ago
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When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! ๐