Lazy level: Polar bear on a Sunday afternoon 🐻❄️
Lazy level: Polar bear on a Sunday afternoon ๐Ÿปโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your wife asks where all the money went
1 year ago
62
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
1 year ago
62
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
62
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: 🧐
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: ๐Ÿง
11 months ago
62
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
11 months ago
62
Getting ready for a press conference be like 🧀
Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
11 months ago
62
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
10 months ago
62
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
10 months ago
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Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
9 months ago
62
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment 😂
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
62
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! 📚✍️
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
8 months ago
62
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. 😂
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. 🤣
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
62
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. 🤷‍♀️
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month ago
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