Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐
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Me and who? ๐ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐ถ
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That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... ๐ฌ
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When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
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๐ค๐ถ When you mix up RN with real talk! ๐๐ #NurseLife
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Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐ข๐ฑ
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Sometimes you just need the bravery of Internet Explorer to shoot your shot! ๐๐
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When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral ๐
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One leg up on the competition.๐
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Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐๐บ
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When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐
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Earth in 2500: On fire ๐ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐
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POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐ค
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When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐ ๐๐ฅค