Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
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Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... 😬
That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
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🎤🎶 When you mix up RN with real talk! 🚑😂 #NurseLife
๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ When you mix up RN with real talk! ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ˜‚ #NurseLife
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Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 😢📱
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Sometimes you just need the bravery of Internet Explorer to shoot your shot! 🚀💘
Sometimes you just need the bravery of Internet Explorer to shoot your shot! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’˜
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When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral ๐Ÿ’€
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One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
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Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season 😂🌺
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
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When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally 😂
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️.  Who would've thought? 😂
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
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POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
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When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
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