When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you ๐ข๐๐ฝ
1 year ago
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Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐
1 year ago
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9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐ฅ๐ณ๐
1 year ago
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When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐
1 year ago
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When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist ๐ธ๐ฒ
11 months ago
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He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐
10 months ago
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When political correctness meets free speech... Europe Edition ๐ช๐บ๐ซ๐ฑ
1 year ago
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Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐
1 year ago
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When you take 'what's in your basement' to a whole new level! ๐คซ๐
1 year ago
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When your cat tries to make a meow-thie ๐๐น
1 year ago
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Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐
1 year ago
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When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. ๐