So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐ค Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐
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When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐ฌ
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When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐ด๐ฎ
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When your powers go beyond galaxies to entire series ๐๐
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When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ
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When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐
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When you're excited for a movie plot twist but it's just history playing out ๐ฌ๐
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POV: Youโve unlocked Expert Mode. Good luck. Youโll need it. ๐
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When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐
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Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐ญ
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Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
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He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐
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Every generation has its regrets... some are just more permanent than others. ๐ฌ