When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
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When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
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When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" 😂
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
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Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
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Me trying to pole vault over my problems #StarWars #Fail
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Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce 🫘
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
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People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
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Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? 💍😂
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
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