When you're excited for a movie plot twist but it's just history playing out ๐ฌ๐
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When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐๐งพ๐ธ
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When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐จ
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When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐
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Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐
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Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐ญ
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Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
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Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐๐
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He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐
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A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐๐ฅ
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When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! ๐ฆ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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When your cat tries to make a meow-thie ๐๐น
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Lazy level: Polar bear on a Sunday afternoon ๐ปโ๏ธ
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When you want to combine classic board games with history: Jewmanji! ๐