When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
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When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events.  🔨☪️🇪🇺
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
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They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret.  🤫 They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. 👁️
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
64
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
11 months ago
64
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
64
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
64
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
64
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
64
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
9 months ago
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1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
64
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
9 months ago
64
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. 😬
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
64
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. 😂
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
64
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
7 months ago
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One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. 🤷‍♂️
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
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