When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐ฌ๐ฉ
1 year ago
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When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐จโช๏ธ๐ช๐บ
1 year ago
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They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐คซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐ May the spare change be with you.
11 months ago
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Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐
10 months ago
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Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐ค๐
10 months ago
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐
10 months ago
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Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐
9 months ago
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Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
9 months ago
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1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐บ๐ธ
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐ค
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
9 months ago
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That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐ฌ
8 months ago
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When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐
8 months ago
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He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐
7 months ago
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One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐คทโโ๏ธ