When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
10 months ago
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When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
10 months ago
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When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
8
Me trying to sneak out of the kitchen after grabbing a midnight snack and realizing my family's already up
10 months ago
8
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
9 months ago
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
9 months ago
8
When you're a hobbit but also a frat bro. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
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Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
8 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
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Playing Wii with your girlfriend: Her: "Oh, now your arm doesn't get tired" ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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