When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
10 months ago
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When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
9 months ago
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When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
9 months ago
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POV: When you're a Corgi and belly rubs become an extreme sport ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Gotta suck 'em all! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
8 months ago
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Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅค
5 months ago
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