๐ถ When your playlist drops the bass, and so do you... ๐๐ง
10 months ago
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When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐ญ
9 months ago
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐).
9 months ago
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When you're feeling yourself a little too much after discovering a new filter. ๐
9 months ago
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When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school ๐.
Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again! ๐ฆ
9 months ago
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Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐
9 months ago
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Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐
9 months ago
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He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐ฉ ๐
8 months ago
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Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐ค Is this kosher?"
8 months ago
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Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐ณ Batman:
8 months ago
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Democrats after visiting a Red State:
7 months ago
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Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
7 months ago
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When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐
7 months ago
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Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐ฅ