When your epic road trip ends but the memories (and calluses) last forever! 🏞️🔥
When your epic road trip ends but the memories (and calluses) last forever! ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Me trying to avoid responsibilities๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
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Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
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Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days ⛽💸
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days โ›ฝ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Me trying to understand how people used to play Doom on DOS without Windows: 🤯
Me trying to understand how people used to play Doom on DOS without Windows: ๐Ÿคฏ
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When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
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Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
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When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
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When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your home decor is more ready for blast-off than a NASA mission 🚀🛋️
When your home decor is more ready for blast-off than a NASA mission ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
11 months ago
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The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
10 months ago
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Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
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