Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days ⛽💸
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days โ›ฝ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
194
When your poolside moment turns into a reality show 🍿🕶️
When your poolside moment turns into a reality show ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
193
When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO 😂💡
When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
193
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
193
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth.  Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not.  Just tell her it's 'character development'. 😂
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip 💨🙊
When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
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American vs Japanese censorship 😂.  If you know what I mean 😏
American vs Japanese censorship ๐Ÿ˜‚. If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one 😂. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings.  This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. 💀
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐Ÿ˜‚. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. 🍹
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐Ÿน
1 year ago
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Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
193
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! 😎💫
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ซ
11 months ago
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