When 'cutting-edge' technology is just a fancy outfit! ๐ค๐ป๐
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When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐๐งพ๐ธ
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
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When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐
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When your social battery dies. โ ๏ธ
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Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
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When you're wearing a niqab and accidentally let one slip ๐จ๐
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When your pre-workout is a little differentโฆ ๐๐ฅ๐ช
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American vs Japanese censorship ๐. If you know what I mean ๐
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Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐
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Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โจโจโจ
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When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs ๐
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Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐
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Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐๐ซ