When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐ฅ๐ธ
1 year ago
63
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf ๐
11 months ago
63
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐ต๐
11 months ago
63
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐๐บ
11 months ago
63
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐ฌ
11 months ago
63
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐ฅบโก๏ธ๐
10 months ago
63
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐
10 months ago
63
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐
10 months ago
63
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐
10 months ago
63
๐ When Santa trades the North Pole for the naughty list! ๐๐
8 months ago
63
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐
7 months ago
63
The Dank Side of the Force, feel it you must. ๐ฟ
6 months ago
63
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐
1 month ago
63
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
10 months ago
62
When robots appreciate art more than humans ๐ฑ๐ค๐จ