When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐๐ฅ
10 months ago
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Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐
9 months ago
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐
9 months ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค
9 months ago
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From "Fuck Bullies" to "Fuck Buddies" ๐. When you find your true soulmate in the bully gang!
9 months ago
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When you finally upgrade your hockey equipment ๐๐งน
9 months ago
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When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐คซ
9 months ago
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Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!"
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐
9 months ago
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When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐ฌ
9 months ago
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When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐
9 months ago
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When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab ๐น
8 months ago
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Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family ๐ฃ๐ฅ
5 months ago
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This man is a strategic genius of the highest order. ๐คฏ
4 months ago
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He's out of line, but he's right. ๐ค
4 months ago
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Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐คฏ๐ธ