When your brain says no, but your friends say YOLO ๐๐ก
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Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐พ
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When you try to make your cat look like the latest pasta trend ๐๐
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When the city skyline spells out your secret message ๐๏ธ๐ค
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๐ When stereotypes go global ๐๐ค๐
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When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐
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Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
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Everyone on social media today pretending to be huge Star Wars fans ๐. May the 4th be with you... or not ๐.
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair*
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐"
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
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Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. ๐ฝ
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When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐
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When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐๐ฅ
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This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ธ